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Monday, January 21, 2013

DIETING

Why do people diet when they don't need to diet?  Mom is not fat.  She's not even overweight.  But, she decided to lose a few (8) pounds.  There are two problems with this course of action.

1.  Except for yogurt and milk, she doesn't share her food because she's has to measure everything and there's none left for me.  Grrrr.

2.  This one is even worse - If she loses weight then her lap won't be soft and cuddly when I sit on her lap.  This is not good.

HELP.  Someone talk to her.

5 comments:

  1. Lol, well maybe you shouldn't worry too much. 8 lbs isn't a lot. I've been on diets before, but to gain weight which is pretty much impossible.

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    1. Ann you just come on over to my house and I'll show you how easy it is to gain weight LOL!

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    2. I'll ditto that. Ice cream, chocolate, cheesecake.

      When I first got BJ, as I was walking out of the Humane Society, I was told that BJ needed to gain 3-4 pounds immediately. I said, "Say that to me and I"d make a beeline to Haggen Daz." Their Rocky Road is out of this world.

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  2. BJ you tell your Mom that she can measure out a little bit extra for you cause you don't need to be on a diet...you're already fit and trim :) And you're gonna love her lap no matter what...There's always a good way to snuggle up close and get cozy

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    1. It's BJ. That's a good idea. I'll tell her before she makes her dinner tonight.

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